No meat?

It's true... I can't believe it, but it is. I am contemplating Vegetarianism. 

Why?

Well, it's not about "saving the environment" or "preventing animal cruelty."

I love meat! I mean, we're supposed to eat it... However, the meat we currently consume is contaminated with all sorts of pesticides (14 times the amount that is in plant food, to be precise). So that MUST mean that it can't be that great for you anymore. Although, this is obviously something I need to research more. The outcome is unknown as of now. There are alternatives to this... I'm just not sure I want to pay for it quite yet.